I'm finishing up with work for the day, so no, not terribly. What did you need? If it's swimsuit advice, then I'll skip right to recommending something with a ruffled top and hip. It creates an illusion of curves. You're painfully lacking in those.
i dont need curves?! anyway its not about that at all but it IS about work you got a job too, right? so did i! i mean i cant really talk about it you know its kinda hush hush
[ no it isn't, but doesn't it sound like 10x more important when he says it that way? ]
Seeing as I had a rather physical encounter with your body and the impact with all those hard planes nearly killed me, I disagree. But anyway. Are you in trouble? I would have advised you against taking clearly shady jobs. You aren't being made to do anything immoral, are you?
oh you mean when i SAVED YOUR LIFE by using MY OWN BODY to cushion your fall?? but no! my jobs like the total opposite of that ok ok ill tell you since you wanna know so badly im part of the royal guard!! you know the ELITE royal guard dont tell anybody its pretty official business i mean you can tell some people esp if theyre pretty
Yes, that's the one. Was there another incident where I became closely acquainted with your body that I'm forgetting?
[But ah, she sees what this is now. Not a private message because or any need or urgency, just a teenage boy looking to chat and brag a little. Which, of course, means she can amp up the teasing.]
Hm. I suppose I have met some particularly pretty individuals here who might enjoy hearing tales of a lowly refugee rising up to become a valiant knight. Have you met Lavellan? Elves really do have an usual sort of beauty to them, even the men. It's comforting to know all the fantasy novels got it right. Or what about my roommate Aoi? For an adult man clinging desperately to his rebellious punk teen days, he has a nice face.
I feel like I should probably be offended by this. But the part of me that desperately want to teach you about the importance of matching your blacks is winning out. Dammit.
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What did you need?
If it's swimsuit advice, then I'll skip right to recommending something with a ruffled top and hip.
It creates an illusion of curves.
You're painfully lacking in those.
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anyway its not about that at all
but it IS about work
you got a job too, right?
so did i!
i mean i cant really talk about it you know
its kinda hush hush
[ no it isn't, but doesn't it sound like 10x more important when he says it that way? ]
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But anyway.
Are you in trouble?
I would have advised you against taking clearly shady jobs.
You aren't being made to do anything immoral, are you?
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but no!
my jobs like
the total opposite of that
ok ok ill tell you since you wanna know so badly
im part of the royal guard!!
you know
the ELITE royal guard
dont tell anybody its pretty official business
i mean you can tell some people
esp if theyre pretty
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Was there another incident where I became closely acquainted with your body that I'm forgetting?
[But ah, she sees what this is now. Not a private message because or any need or urgency, just a teenage boy looking to chat and brag a little. Which, of course, means she can amp up the teasing.]
Hm.
I suppose I have met some particularly pretty individuals here who might enjoy hearing tales of a lowly refugee rising up to become a valiant knight.
Have you met Lavellan?
Elves really do have an usual sort of beauty to them, even the men.
It's comforting to know all the fantasy novels got it right.
Or what about my roommate Aoi?
For an adult man clinging desperately to his rebellious punk teen days, he has a nice face.
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[ shouldn't you be... you know... gayer than this. ]
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Do you lose the ability to recognize when people are attractive while you're dating someone?
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WELL IT'S NO BUSINESS OF HIS!! ]
a n y w a y
[ moving right along. because he can't speak to that since he technically never dated someone for long enough to really say. whatever!! ]
believe it or not i actually texted you for a reason
let me know when youre done having your fun so i can tell you
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But I think I'm good for the moment.
Go ahead.
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youre goth right
any suggestions?
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But the part of me that desperately want to teach you about the importance of matching your blacks is winning out.
Dammit.
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2/2
why do you have to match blacks
theyre all black already arent they??
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When are you going shopping?
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[ that's even better than what he was hoping for! oh boy oh boy ]
oh man im gonna be the coolest looking royal guard EVER
thanks rose!!